Your network tariff has changed!

Your network tariff has changed!

Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper!

Congrats You can make free calls!

Shaking hands b4 the fight begins

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?....

It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

This was a missed call

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile.

The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.

He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"

Where did the mughals rule

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?

Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.

Why should only i suffer

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you....

Why should only i suffer!!!

Share Everything with you

I want to share Everything with you.

Your JOYS,

Your SADNESS,

Your HAPPY MOMENTS

Every single second of day...

Let us START with your ATM Password first.

Why r we so ugly

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly ?

The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!

HUTCH DEALER

A lady delivered twins.

Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?

Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER....

wherever u go out network follows

Password of ur Email ID

U love someone U marry someone else.

The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.

And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id

STOP RECEIVING YOUR SMS

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room.

The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

its YOU

I m feeling so happy, do u know why?

cuz i m so lucky, do u know how?

cuz God loves me.Do u know how?

cuz he gave me a gift.

Do u know what?

its YOU.

Because of U

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

SmileS

U know what is the largest word in english language. "SmileS" bcoz there is mile between two "S". (S mile S). So spread smiles everywhere :)